Spacecraft Men's Unicorn Pelt Belt:
In a dazzling spectacle of rainbow splatters and glittering flesh, Spacecraft put an end to the world’s last remaining unicorn just to fashion her into the finest Men's Unicorn Pelt Belt you’ll ever use to hold up your britches. Wear the Unicorn Pelt Belt as you gaze upon a freshly dewed strawberry field on a virgin summer morn, soar through the pillow clouds of your childhood imagination, obsessively rub scented oils on your protruding belly, or dabble with a little auto-erotic asphyxiation. As long as you live large, Clippity Clippity Clip Clop will not have died in vain.